What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 14:14

From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”